Music for the Fourteenth Day of March

Listen To Meee!

0:00:01) Three Point One Four by BloodHound Gang off of Hooray for Boobies

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0:03:55 (Rev’s music for interruptions 1: Preludes Nos.1-5: No.2 in E Major – Arpeggins – Allegro by Georgi Morawsky off of 66 Must-Have Spanish Guitar Masterpieces)

That was those very 90’s master the tasteless tounge-in-cheek the Bloodhound Gang with Three Point One Fourbecause today is the 14th day of the 3rd month. 3/14. PI Day. And that’ll probably be the last song that has to do with sex. Especially when shows like Valentine’s and Fetish day are still burning so close  in our rearview. Welcome once again to Aurally Fixated. It is I, your friend to the friendless, Rev. here to remind you to let Plastic Jesus take the wheel. And away we go!

heavy

0:06:45) Two Dreadful Children by Cruella De Ville off of Two Dreadful Children – Single

0:10:35) The Countdown, Pt. 2 (feat. Blue Man Group) by X-ecutioners off of Revolutions

0:12:15) Sixteen by The Heavy off of The House That Dirt Built

0:15:15) death by numbers by Childish Gambino off of because the internet

0:15:55) 1940 (Amplive Remix) by The Submarines off of Honeysuckle (Remixes)

0:18:55) ’52 Ford by Murder By Death off of Red Of Tooth And Claw

0:21:20 (Rev’s music for interruptions 2: Leave-Taking by Rocket Juice & The Moon off of Rocket Juice & The Moon)

What a funny/dreary band. But what can one expect from a group named after a classic murder-comedy… Murder By Death. From Red Of Tooth And Claw that was ’52 Ford. And the dreamy chanty we traded-in to get that ’52 Ford was a remix of one called 1940 by The Submarines. We led into those old vehicles with a little itty bitty bit of a ditty by Childish Gambino entitled death by numbers. And Immediately preceding that, from The House That Dirt Built we heard The Heavy with Sixteen. Then right before that, representing 3 Boroughs, since the late 80s, the X-ecutioners. From Revolutions we had The Countdown, Pt. 2 featuring Blue Man Group. And we started it all off with Two Dreadful Children by Cruella De Ville.

GG

0:23:25) Old Number Seven by Devil Makes Three off of The Devil Makes Three 

0:26:40) 7 Devils by the goddamn gallows off of Seven Devils

0:30:15) #2121313 by Corrosion Of Conformity off of Deliverance

0:31:15) Seven Devils by Sadistik off of Flowers For My Father

0:36:40 (Rev’s music for interruptions 3: Mano De Mono by Corrosion Of Conformity off of Deliverance)

From Sadistik‘s Flowers For My Father that was Seven Devils. And right before them we had about a minute’s worth of wordless Corrosion Of Conformity entitled #2121313. Previous to that were seven more devils, the title track off the goddamn gallows record, 7 Devils. And we began it all with that Old Number Seven from Devil Makes Three self titled album. 

Please go to some of these bands sites. Try and help support them any way you can. Buy their music. When you can go see them play live. Most of these bands work their own merch-tables, so go meet them, buy something from them, you won’t regret it.

Wolf

0:38:15) 31 Flavors by Little Jackie off of Made4TV

0:41:20) Math by Supernova off of Tromeo & Juliet

0:43:35) Five Twos by George Carlin off of Playin’ With Your Head

0:44:40) 300 Pounds Of Joy by Howlin’ Wolf off of The Chess Box

0:47:40) Count to 10 by Imani Coppola off of Come and Get Me…What?!

0:50:20) Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck) by Run The Jewels (Feat. Zack De La Rocha) off of Run The Jewels 2

0:54:14 (Rev’s music for interruptions 4: Bird Feathers by Charlie Parker off of Swinging Big Bands, Vol. 3)

We stated that tall teetering tower of song with an absolute delectable little number from Little Jackie. Off Made4TV we had 31 Flavors. Then came Supernova doing Math, after which followed a little bit of George Carlin, Playin’ With Your Head and talking about his Five Twos. Then was the one and only Howlin’ Wolf giving us all his 300 Pounds Of Joy. After Mr. Wolf we were graced yet again by the quirky genius that is Imani Coppola reminding us to Count to 10. And lastly we heard Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck) from Run The Jewels’ second album, and with Zack De La Rocha form Rage Against the Machine. What’s that you say? That song doesn’t fit thematically, just titularly? Well then we here at Aurally fixated Inc. recommend you just take a deep breath, Close Your Eyes, and Count To Fuck-you! Because thematically that song is the most important one this episode. Anyway, I’m getting riled up and need to take a second or five.

FireWater

0:57:35) Five Seconds by Peeping Tom Feat. Odd Nosdam off of Peeping Tom

1:01:50) 2:19 by Tom Waits off of Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards

1:06:40) 11:59 by Michael Franti & Spearhead off of All People

1:10:25) Six Forty Five by FireWater off of The Golden Hour

1:15:25 (Rev’s music for interruptions 5: Casella Walk off of Dap-Dippin’ with… Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings) 

Right there was a track off my must-listen to while (tropically) traveling album, The Golden Hour. That was Firewater taking us on a little wander through their night beginning and ending at Six Forty Five. Immediate previous to that we had Michael Franti & Spearhead warning us that it’s 11:59 (on the Doomsday Clock.) And just in font of that from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards, we heard Tom Waits telling us of how his baby left him on the 2:19.

Did you know that railroads invented time? Well, timezones at least.
Noon used to be whatever the sun was straight above, and since old clocks and watches were shit at keeping accurate time, folks would guess and set them to that-ish. And since there was no internet, TV, or phones there was no way to check, so each town lived in their own bubble of time. Until the railroads. Trains had to depart and arrive at specific uniform times, no matter where the sun was, from coast to coast – or else there might be a collision! In short the railroads invented Time just so Tom Waits’s baby could leave him precisely on the 2:19. So nowadays seconds count – speaking of which, we began with Five Seconds by Peeping Tom.

LowDown Brass-Band

1:18:00) 23 Beers by The Circus Contraption Band off of The Half-Wit’s Descent

1:21:10) Smoke Two Joints by Richard Cheese off of Tuxicity

1:22:40) One Piece At A Time by Johnny Cash off of 16 Biggest Hits

1:26:40) 5-Piece Chicken Dinner by The Beastie Boys off of Paul’s Boutique

1:27:05) 9mm and a Three Piece Suit by Catch 22 off of Keasbey Nights

1:28:55) 2nd Line Hop by LowDown Brass Band off of LowDown Breaks

1:31:50 (Rev’s music for interruptions 6: The Master Plan by The Gun Club off of The Las Vegas Story)

Ok, that was another meandering journey into sound, let’s catch up. We began with 23 Beers by the Circus Contraption Band. Then we moved on and up to Smoke Two Joints with Richard Cheese covering the old early 80s reggae track from the Toyes. Then we switched gears with Johnny Cash giving us One Piece At A Time. Then came The Beastie Boys with a 5-Piece Chicken Dinner. Then 9mm and a Three Piece Suit came blasting out of the Keasbey Nights. (The Catch 22 version.) Which beautifully bled into that big bewitching LowDown Brass Band doing the 2nd Line Hop – referring to the famous New Orleans parades Second Line. (I assume)

Now we have a number about what to do with the birth-rates falling and life-expectancy extending, and the old/evil outnumber the beautiful youth.

ceschi

1:33:35) Five To One by The Doors off of Waiting For The Sun

1:37:55) Count by David Ramos off of This Up Here

1:38:30) Count on It by Ceschi off of Count on It / Bad Jokes

1:43:30) Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums by A Perfect Circle off of eMOTIVe

1:48:40 (Rev’s music for interruptions 7: Boogie Woogie by Count Basie off of Jazz Greats 1)

That weird, over-the-top Danny Lohner remix of A Perfect Circle’s Pet was entitled Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums. Before that we had Ceschi with one of his more difficult-to-find singles called Count on It. And we led into his song with a little melody from his little brother David Ramos celled Count. And we kicked it all off with The Doors and Five To One.

Now a bit of bizarre and blistering balladry from Marnie Stern’s album This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That.

1:51:05) Prime by Marnie Stern off of This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That 

1:53:35) The Final Countdown by Leo Moracchioli off of Leo Metal Covers Volume 12

Leo

1:58:00 (Rev’s music for interruptions 8: I Am Locust by The Mag Seven off of End Sounds Ten Year Anniversary Sampler)

As you probably surmised by Leo Moracchioli covering Europe, this is The Final Countdown. And so now we end with one form the Muse album The 2nd Law, here is The 2nd Law: Unsustainable

2:00:20) The 2nd Law: Unsustainable by Muse off of The 2nd Law

 

Rasputina

 

Bonus track) The count uncensored

 

Bonus track) The New Zero by Rasputina off of How We Quit the Forest