Bring Me Your Loves
Tital stolen from St. Vincent I can’t believe I’m doing yet another post on this subject. This’ll be my last – for a while at …
Be Jealous
(Title stolen from Tech N9ne) I’ve written dozens of posts before my last, many much more offensive than the preceding two or three. Never before though, have people …
Bizarre Love Polygon
(Title stolen from New Order and beaten into submission) Apparently, the bondage of wedlock is a holy, unbreakable institution – that might shatter and …
Marriage Is Gay
(Tital stolen form Doug Stanhope) As one might imagine, my last post called many generous souls from the (ivory) woodwork to grant me a …
American Wedding
Tital stolen from the Gogol Bordello song I’m not the type of person who gets invited to a lot of weddings, for a number …
Sex: The Meaning of Life
Of all the things you’ll ever do in your life, sex is the most important. Yes, without a little assault with a friendly weapon …
Fuck Celibacy
If you look at it dispassionately, clinically, you’ve got to admit that parts of Catholicism look a-whole-lot like some sort of Psychological/Sociological experiment to …
Transubstantiation
Throughout our lives everything about us changes; our looks, our values, our memories, all of it, right down to an atomic level. Maybe that’s …
Bitch, Dyke, Slut, Whore!
(Title stolen from, but unrelated to a Crisis song) I’ve seen the light! I think I now understand why sex is evil. Once upon …